Public Meeting Protocol

Because of all of the Public Speaking engagements, fans, stalkers, groupies and paparazzi, it has become important to publish the Official Manual of Protocol for publicly meeting @NCWiseman

Do not rush @NCWiseman when he enters a venue
Do not touch @NCWiseman unless he touches you first
Do not yell, scream or holler at @NCWiseman when he enters the venue
Do not offer @NCWiseman any items (including but not exclusively t-shirts, hats, CDs, flowers, food, etc)
Do not ask for photography time
Do not ask @NCWiseman for autographs
Do not share any stories with @NCWiseman unless he asks you to tell him something specifically, then keep the story to less than 20 seconds.
Do not push, shove, elbow or otherwise act like a fool to get to the front of the reception line for @NCWiseman
Do not ask @NCWiseman any non-relevant questions (ie. how is your dog or what coffee did you have this morning)
Do not under any situation, ever point at @NCWiseman.

This is an official list. We will update it as needed to insure that everyone understands the appropriate Protocol for engaging in a public setting with @NCWiseman.

Any questions or comments can be directed to The office of Official Protocol for Meeting @NCWiseman.