Are you Listening to me

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I need to hire a Real Estate Agent.

I am not sure what I want to buy or which house I am going to sell.

Real Estate Agents have more certification acronyms than doctors do. I don’t know what Acronym offers the best certification; therefore, I want to find a real estate agent with all of these certifications.

I will not do business with a real estate agent that does not have all of these acronyms on their business card, Facebook Profile, LinkedIn Profile, Twitter Profile, Blog Profile or Google+ Profile. I figure I’ll get the right agent if they have all the certs.

If you know this person, have them contact me.

They must have all of the certifications listed below:

ABR®, AHWD,  A-REOTM,  CCIM®,  CDPE©,  CDRS, CIAS™, CIPS, CNHS, CRB®, CRS®, e-PRO®, GRI, PMN, QSC® , RCC, RSPS, SRES®, TRC, ICREA

Even though I am joking about this, I truly wonder who benefits the most from so many different certifications.

I believe in certifications, to some degree, but I am so confused about all of these certifications and wonder if anyone else is as confused.

Furthermore, I am not a big fan of all of these certification acronyms being smattered all over business cards, & Social Media profiles. It looks so horrible.

Teddy SME, BF, NFME, PSP, CCTC, Freak®

 

For those who are now wondering I am:
SME – Social Media Extraordinaire
BF –Blogging Fanatic
NFME – Networking for Mutual Benefit Extravert
PSP – Public Speaking Professional
CCTC –Certified Career Transition Coach
Freak – yeah, just Freak.

One response

  1. Adrienne Cregar Jandler Avatar

    LOL. You’re too funny Teddy. I mean, Teddy SME, BF, NFME, PSP, CCTC, Freak®

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