A little humor mixed in with a little #Life.
# 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
# 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
# 8 – Men have two emotions : Hungry and horny. If you see him non-horny, make him a sandwich .
# 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
# 6 – Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
# 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
# 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
# 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
# 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The # 1 Thought for the day – Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Just for my friends, here is a bonus thought – Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.
Thanks to my friend Cheryl for sharing this with me so I can share it with my friends.
Teddy Burriss 