Here is my library of articles. In order by most recent to oldest.
I’ve edited back to October 2012. I still need to work on more articles with bad image links
- I can clearly see my Dad
- izzy-Shania
- We Went South
- I know I am a Blessed Man
- My oldest is 34 today – What is that all about
- Teddy in Bed
- New Years Eve Failure or Not
- We can all be a Contributing Member of Society
- Prayers Lifted for NICU Babies
- How many Lisas do you know
- Holding the flashlight
- The long arm of the law got me again
- My Offices
- Words to noodle on
- The Whole Secret
- Did you know all this?
- I nearly died driving a Forklift
- My Crab Feast going away party
- Halloween Costume Story
- Man vs. leaves
- My 6 Wedding Dresses
- What would David Michael be doing now?
- Dear Daughters – It may be time to leave North Carolina
- My evening with a cockroach
- Clemmons NC Black Bear – HIT & RUN
- Happy Mothers Day 2013
- It’s over, we’re finished and I don’t love you any more
- Are you with the Right Partner?
- Dear GoDaddy – Your customer service is horrible
- The affects of the death of newspapers
- The polite way to say I have to pee
- My first Prostitute engagement
- Is this a brothel?
- Darwin Awards
- Cowboy Bob
- Hard back, paper back or digital?
- I need to find the RIGHT Real Estate Agent ABR®AHWD A-REOTM CCIM® CDPE© CDRS CIAS™ CIPS CNHS CRB® CRS® e-PRO® GRI PMN QSC® RCC RSPS SRES® TRC ICREA
- A Bad Sex Story or Good Capitalism
- Why is your burden too much to bear?
- One for you, one for me
- Top 10 Posts of 2012
- Lawyers and cops
- Never underestimate an Old Guy
- How to hire a plumber
- Urgent Notice – There is a lot of money for you awaiting your reply
- Mass Murder Suicide Pact
- Top 10 Rules of Grandfather Club
- Enjoy another Weekend with Bum
- Credit Card Scams you need to pay attention to
- 97.54% of Statistics are real
- TLB – How active I am on Facebook
- Donate to the Imagination Installations Project
- School Hospitality Committee By-Laws
- Little Harry
- Public Meeting Protocol
- Bullshit Bingo
- I want my refrigerator
- A gift to be given
- Thank you Everyone who made this HAPPEN
- Six Statistics about the Fourth of July
- Not really a Dirty Joke
- Happy Fathers Day 2012
- A good view
- Beer, chum, fishing and cooters
- Public or Parochial School
- Teddy Gets a Sext Message
- Is it dead Dad?
- Nudie bar Perfume
- Money Trucks are not locked
- SISTER MARY ANN’S GASOLINE
- Great Book Reads from Teddy
- Think before YELLING
- Short Term Gig to help a friend
- Is it spring already
- The job still needs to be done
- OK I lied no donut
- Million $$ Ticket
- State of Davie event
- High Five!
- Boating Chaos # 4
- Boating Chaos # 3
- Boating Chaos # 2
- Boating Chaos # 1
- Social Media Privacy – NOT
- Merchant Fail
- A different perspective
- Don’t Worry
- New Internet Jokes
- Do you need Four Leaf Clover Luck?
- The Shamrock
- I love cafe chatter
- What kind of a Freak are you?
- I hate feeling Naked in Public
- I love to get Naked in Public
- Another TV Appearance
- A jury of your peers
- I want to feel pretty today
- Technology for our equine friends
- Happy 3rd Anniversary
- The angst of Daylight Savings Time
- No – I refuse to be First
- Here Sex, here boy
- It is quiet tonight
- Call Dad
- Don’t get screwed getting engaged
- Your Mommy Ran Away
- Happy Birthday GrandMa
- He pulls up his Pants like the rest of us
- FTCC-SBC Social Media For Small Business Seminar
- Lucky me
- Oh No – Please protect my account
- My Blogging Milestone
- How old is she Teddy?
- My First E-commerce purchase
- I Love You
- I hope you enjoyed your stay
- Sprained Ankle – Big Deal
- Never Judge anyone
- Banging her Boyfriend
- Do not pollute the bean
- Vote for the worst version
- Remembering Uncle Wayne
- What rewards have you received
- I need to buy more rubbers
- It stings to lose a great candidate
- Why I like Retirement
- Heaven or Hell for HR Managers
- My first Radio call in
- Dang the Internet
- Tis the Season to BE A SANTA to a SENIOR
- Do you have a PawPaw?
- Daily Thoughts of Men (humor)
- Thanksgiving Festivities Pictorial
- Life Report Essay – I am blessed
- Why I’m unbelievably Fantastic every day
- But you could have
- What would you do?
- Women should learn something new daily
- Did you hear what was said?
- Halloween 2011 – easy
- True or False
- The Bar of Soap
- Doggone it
- My First Converge South Event
- Lots of women
- Always cool to my first touches
- Here is your Son Sir
- Ignore Function in Facebook
- I saw you, but you did not see me
- How are you doing today?
- WSSU LLS Class Presentation
- Intelligence test
- Every action has an equal or greater reaction
- A Member of my family died
- Be careful declaring yourself an Expert
- My first reported Adolescent Crime
- Is she marrying for Sex
- Networking for Mutual Benefit
- Fine Dining in Vail
- A Great Grandfather’s Gift
- Race day – new experiences
- Rapture or ecstasy
- Deadly Lingerie
- Disappearing Giants
- Happy Mother’s Day – 2011
- ALERT – Your LinkedIn Profile may Go Poof?
- She cleaned up after her child pooped in my yard
- A Prayer for Courage
- To Believe
- You don’t know Boppy
- My journey of giving back
- Did I do that?
- Blocking SPAM Text Messages on an Iphone
- How to Remove Rogue Apps from your Facebook Profile
- Communicating Course #202 – Part 2 of 3
- Communication Course #202 Part 1 of 3 – the real story
- One Great Sermon
- How to stay Young
- George Carlin’s view on Aging
- Interesting Information that needs to be shared
- Game Show Audition response
- Married Bliss – a Sweet Story
- Why me Lord?
- GPS Myth Busting or Protect your Family Jewels
- If I did not make Mistakes
- Our Lives need Warmth
- How many Mikes do you know?
- Pearrls – Transition Tuesday notes
- Wrong E-Mail Address
- It is my bed – Hear Me!
- It all began with an Iphone
- Real Test Drive of an Audi A8
- RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
- Bean Facts worth knowing
- Jack of all trades
- It’s You I like
- Tomorrow I am unemployed by design
- What is our purpose in life?
- I need your help with possible Travel ideas
- An important message from Papa
- Make BIG Changes to your life
- Annoy your kids on FB
- Happy Thanksgiving – Humorous
- Thanksgiving Holiday & What I’m thinking
- Mall shopping
- Buying a Used Car – Classic story
- Shopping Servant
- A Child’s Funeral
- Do we really need an Alarm Clock?
- Jessie – do you know how to spell your name?
- Personal Injury #1of3 – Saved $300
- This is a test, only a test
- Keep your cellphone nearby
- Happy Birthday Lauren (in 2008)
- My view tonight
- Paraprosdokian – Surprising Phrases
- Ten #Life Thoughts to Ponder
- Restroom cheering
- Doctor Visit # 3 of 3
- Doctor Visit # 2 of 3
- Doctor Visit # 1 of 3
- Chocolate cheese
- Driving a Tractor
- A diet program worth trying
- My 32nd Anniversary Card to BUM
- Interesting Lawyer story
- Bum, Boppy & the Grand Kids
- Are there Maggots in your car?
- Back in the Good Ole Days
- A different view on “When I was a kid…..”
- Men’s age as determined by a trip to Home Depot
- Which Direction?
- Networking According to TLB
- Automatic Email Responses
- Life’s Lessons
- I plan to do nothing – Draft
- F16 vs. C-130
- My grandparents – Married or Not?
- Three Guys Hunting
- Going to a bar with the boys of Neutron
- Get engaged Teddy’s way – wreck the car
- Getting Arrested for drinking in public. No one will know.
- Politically Correct Tidings
- Benny the Snowman
- Playing cop on I-270 in Maryland
- Eleven tips on getting more efficiency out of women employees – from 1943
- How smart are you compared to these folks.
- Do you know the History of Manure?
- Networking – Teddy Style
- Worry
- My version of the New Salesman
- My version of Parking Ticket
- My version of $50 is $50
- Racing the guy in my Chevy II
- The horror of Wife Bashing one liners.
- My Plans to do nothing
- Never let the bar maid answer your cell phone
- My Grandfather: Horace Burriss
- Lee – is she marrying for sex?
- Do you need to pray more at work?
- Old People working the System
- As I mature
- Craigs List Personal Posting
- Market Crash of 2009 – An Understandable Explanation
- Urban Legend or Not – There is a shortage of bits and bytes
- I lost my Car
- Quote of the day
- Fishing – my way
- The Edicts-some people do not understand
- I built and destroyed a Server system all by myself.
- My compassion for an old dog
- Discovering they are having Twins
- Teddy Burriss – the Fake Cop?
- Quote of the Day – Technology
- Can you help me again this year
- I Lost my Credit Card at a Bar – this worked out great
- My First Boat – 1980
- Larry went swimming
- Communal Urn – Ver 1
- Burail vs Cremation Version 1
- Funny Thanksgiving Day Story
- Top 10 Worst # 1 songs according to Spike.com
- happy Valentines Day – Urgent Message
- Civil War Emails
- New Technology
- Anew For You!
- The Premier Publishing of the Official Teddy Burriss Mantras
- Great Billy Graham Story
- Wedding Crashers
- Take the Terror out of Public Speaking
- Public Restrooms
- Resolve to Renew
- Adsense starting today
- Going Beyond Our Club – Practice makes Perfect
- The Best Hamburger Ever!
- The Saga of AT&T/Cingular/SunCom Wireless
- Waste Not Want Not
- Experience Bucket
- Raising Daughters
- One Great Saturday
- Anyone can own Property
- You know that you travel too much:
- Why are some business men anything but Professional?
- Ropes Course – Team Building or Something Else
- Customer Service – What is this really?
- Security Officers – Overcoming fear just enough
- Welcome