A friend of mine sent this to me and I thought it worthy of posting in my stuff.
If you have ever thought of poisoning, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with, you need to pray more
When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, “what the (&(&% does she want now?”, and you hide under your desk, you need to pray more
When someone comes in and announces, “Office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the *#$^ do they want now?”, you need to pray more
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no noe else would do it and you think “sorry !@*#&^$)%))”, you need to pray more
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it’s going to lead to their whole *&$@($)*$ life story, you need to pray more
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the #@$*&^#* out of her”, you need to pray more
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “Which one of you sons of a b*&$%^*(* turned off my computer?”, you need to pray more
When you’re in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing to only go DOWN one floor, and you say “that lazy b(*^&*&”, you need to pray more
If you know al the works that have been bleeped out, You DEFINITELY need to pray at work! Let us all bow our heads now.
Another story from Teddy Burriss. I hope you enjoyed it.