Deadly Lingerie

I updated this story because I found a more appropriate image of Deadly Lingerie.

A husband walks into  Victoria Secret to purchase a sheer negligee  for his  wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to  $500 in  price — the more sheer, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest  item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife  and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks  (she’s no dummy), “I have an idea … it’s so sheer that it might as  well be nothing. I won’t put it on, I’ll do the modelling naked, return it  tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.?

She appears naked on the  balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says,………… “Good  Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”.

He never heard the shot. Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.

The  coffin will be closed.

Thanks to my buddy Patrick for telling me this story

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